The Last Words Of Ageing Immortals

Everything I post will be quotes or stories told to me by my dearest Daemon friend Aerucaury. I apolagize ahead of time if I offend you.

riphightower:

So tonight I cannot shake this dark feeling. I saw this old man today at work and this dark veil hasjust been pulling down on me since. I just do not know what to do. I cannot sleep, Aeru isn’t talking…Jade isn’t talking. And myhead is so busy with thoughts and regrets…

I miss you. I need somebody anybody right now. But I need her most of all.

So tonight I cannot shake this dark feeling. I saw this old man today at work and this dark veil hasjust been pulling down on me since. I just do not know what to do. I cannot sleep, Aeru isn’t talking…Jade isn’t talking. And myhead is so busy with thoughts and regrets…

(Source: Spotify)

unexplained-events:

Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

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barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

(Source: samandriel, via chrisdiaswin)