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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
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Help Jenny March her age out with Jersey Surf!
Hello! I have received this wonderful opportunity to march with Jersey Surfs Cymbal line! Jersey Surf is a World Class Drum and Bugle Corps. It comes with a catch though! I must pay about 3,000 to be able to march. I would love the chance to …Yo! There’s this rad chick named Jenny who was accepted to rookout at Jersey Surf on cymbals. Being as it may, she has found it difficult to raise her dues. Being in a world class cymbal line is not the most common thing nowadays considering only 3 corps in finals last season had cymbals. Most of the big boys have forgotten these artists. Surf however has not. A great organization would suffer to lose a great gal. So go donate!
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its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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I know things have changed, you know, I used to be around more. I just hope that you miss me a little when I’m gone.
—Drake
